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Category Archives: Shit my friends say

“Honey here it is. Pretty boys, as you have discovered are, well, with VERY few exceptions, shit shows of insecurity…or are narcissists. ” – MIM

Advice from an old friend regarding the important of looks then personality vs. personality then looks.


Advice from one chick to another on how the beginning of romances should be.

“Here it is. The beginning is not supposed to be filled with nerves, if¬†I have spare time for you, what ifs and over-analyzation. It’s supposed to be driving 2.5 hours one way to kiss you goodnight and drive back home because he can’t stand being away from you. It’s saying fuck it to obligations sometimes just to see you. It’s about moving on from the past, it’s taking big risk with EVERYTHING¬†because you’re so wrapped in lust and love that you just have blind, brave and immoderate trust. It’s that simple. You need someone that’s inspired by you. Not crippled by what you have to offer because they are too scared or not strong.” – KAH

I have friends that make me laugh harder than is humanly possible. They have literally lit up my world and sometimes they say the most epic things imaginable. Sometimes it’s serious, sometimes it’s funny and sometimes¬†the only people that it makes sense to is us.

Here’s to the creation of the category “Shit my friends say”…

“I stopped sleeping with Guy A about a week or more ago, but he has a short penis and isn’t very good with that, his hands or his mouth. Plus, he has tattoos all down his spine but he’s a weeny and they’re all gay…it’s a long story. Guy B is from work. We dry humped and made out last night and from the looks and feels over pajama pants, he beats Guy A by a lot. I’m excited. Your mother is awesome because she birthed you. I’m the compilmentiest.” – My friend with a pretty mouth and impeccable eyebrows